21 March 2009

after my incident

bruiseship declares war on bacteria. all of it. and ropes.  in fact lets just get a running list of things to declare war on going

bacteria
ropes
cops
dod grunge (dod grunge sucks!)
other

18 March 2009

14 March 2009

BRUISENIGHT 1

tonight we had a real bruise night.
jack, bryce sky and jagger jammed for a few hours, then ben came.
jammed some more, then jaggers mom came home.
we went to the woods for a little adventure, in which we saw a hobbit like house, with a lava lamp, and inside was a pony-tailed man, masturbating to some gnarly anal porn. 
we got our friend, lets call her DJ WIDE OPEN, and made a tribal fire session using tall grass with the nice burnable leaves...we left a mess, and someone called the 5-0
goodness! we tried to walk to rainbow mart, jag and bryce went home.
all of a sudden, a cop car tells us to get the fuck over here.
we find out arson is a felony, and having cigarettes is illegal for people under 18.
they cursed at us, threatened us, and intimidated us.
we sat on the curb, and they told us to get the fuck out of here.


bruisenight 1  is over,
thank you.


love, BBJJS

11 March 2009

Split

is going to be so gooooooooooooooooooood

I can feel it in my bonez

rampage

mollydonlan (10:50:19 PM): does bruiseship do anything other than destroy stuff?
Jackattack206 (10:50:28 PM): yes
Jackattack206 (10:50:58 PM): bruiseship also repairs things.....so they may be destroyed again
mollydonlan (10:51:41 PM): of course

THE FUTURE IS NOW



THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE FUTURE IS NOW

06 March 2009

Language

The language of snowboarders is a collision of two opposite styles. The general tone of the language is a laid-back style, while the verbs and adjectives project a much more aggressive tone. Shred, stomp, mob, and crank are combined with adjectives such as sick, tight, rad and gnarly.

05 March 2009

This movie was really good.



Probably one of the best modern dramas I've seen.

04 March 2009

bruiseship tape label

anyone know where we can get a tape dubber? we should start doing limited run releases strictly on tape. that would be tight. bulk tapes are hella cheap.
anyone down?

rubbin' on that italian leather



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfcyjlFvC0&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfcyjlFvC0&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfcyjlFvC0&feature=channel_page

VANTAPE #1

I made my first mixtape, and the first tape made exclusively for bumpin' in my van.


A:
1. Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Herpes Simplex <-Has a weird intro sample, and a good build-up.

2. Times New Viking - Pagan Eyes <-This band was made to be listened to on tape (well, vinyl probably, but it still sounds awesome).

3. 1994! - Get Off Our Weed You Pussies <- Fast math rock awesomeness.

4. X-Ray Spex - Identity <-Starting off with the title of the song being yelled out, it goes well after the abrupt end of the song before. Also the sax rules.

5. Matt & Kim - 5K <-The energetic feel of this song seemed to go well.

6. Erase Errata - Ca. Viewing <-Similar in tempo to the previous song, but a lot weirder. It kinda falls apart into dissonance in the end, which leads well into the next song.

7. Sonic Youth - 100% <-Has a tense noise intro that feels like it's picking up the pieces of the last song, a bit.

8. SEAHOUSE - 2012 <-Back to the upbeat, triumphant feel of 5K. Plus I love this song.

9. Lake - Oh, The Places We'll Go <-Chilling a bit, though it's not really any slower. Pure pleasantness.

10. The Microphones - Monsters <-A really weird, kind of sad, kind of cute old Microphones song with a lot of tones.

11. Múm - K/Hálft Óhljóð <-I kinda just shoved this one in because I had extra space. It cuts off at the end of the side, but I think that kinda adds to the ethereal effect.

B:
12. Hall & Oates - Rich Girl <-I'm sure this song will make any drive a lot more awesome.

13. Kickball - Orion <-Amazing song. I think it fits the mood of the side thus far.

14. Talbot Tagora - Replacing the Northwest <-The one where Mark downstrokes and Chris upstrokes the same chord. Works well with the cliffhanger ending of Orion.

15. Ponytail - Celebrate the Body Electric (It Came from an Angel) <-Epically energetic.

16. Hella - Been a Long Time Cousin <-After getting pumped from Ponytail, one may need to spazz out.

17. Foot Village - Protective Nourishment <-Drum overlords. Drum overload.

18. Gowns - Fake July <-Keeps the tension, but in a calm way.

19. Thanksgiving - Come on New World <-A somber end.

03 March 2009

dude, we have two friday the 13ths in a row

the title says it all. isnt that cool?

Embarrassing stuff

How embarrassing is it when you are doing something normal, (playing tennis, walking towards a friend), when all of a sudden you mistake one object for another, and then blurt it out? This happened twice today, once while playing tennis I thought a leaf was a scorpion, and the next time I was saying hello to a friend when I thought she was holding a fruit by the foot, but was really knitting. God help me


just google scorpion or fruit by the foot to see what i mean

Skyler

sometimes I stay up real late

and draw things



║my stomach has been hurting every night too



latenight jakenight

02 March 2009

fela kuti


great musician or greatest musician?

THIS IS A POSHHILL RIPOFF

I wanna hang in a tree lol